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How to Kill an Ant..?
asked in xam:"10marks"
Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
...Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant..
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya ha
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asked in xam:"10marks"
Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
...Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant..
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya ha
Pointing ,apni Biwi se - Mujhe chai to dena ....
Biwi ne plate main chai daal ke dee
Pointing ghusse se bola - Cup main daal ke do!
Biwi - CUP to tera baap....DHONI le jayega si me peene ki aadat daal do...
Is joke ko apne saare frnds main Ghuma Do itna ki australia tak pahonch jaye..
(DE GHUMA KE)
ICC WC,2011
Tamara koi relative australia ma rehta hoy ane
Gathiya,Paapad,Sing moklavani hoye to jaldi ahmedabad poacho,
AUSTRALIA ni team jai rahi che....
Bye Bye Australians see you in next World Cup.
Chitte or Hathi
CHITTI RIKSHE main baithe or ek pair bahar rakha.
Driver - Mam pair andar rakkho.
Chitti - Ruk raste main hathi mile to usko lath marni hai,
Kal mujhe aankh mar raha tha.
ICC World Cup 2011.
Pakistan's Shahid Afridi unsuccessfully appeals for West Indies' Ramnaresh Sarwan as he stands behind West Indies' Shivnarine Chanderpaul.
Ek truck ko dusre truck se rassi se bandh kar k le ja rahe the.
Ye dekh Santa has-has k pagal ho gaya. bola
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"SAALA 1 rassi le jane k liye 2-2 truck...? :-P
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.
"No, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I've been trying for years."
Read more...Aadmi ki car k saath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi popat ko ghar le gaya aur pinjre mein bandh kar diya.
Popat jaag k bola, Aaila! jail?
Driver Mar Gaya Kya ?
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to Rani.
She told stupid, "That was a missed call".
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